you are meat. instead of stamina and luck, you have meat.
roll d3+3 to determine skill
roll d6+6 to determine meat
you may only increase your meat score by accumulating more meat. a hot dog is 1 meat. a full english breakfast is 3 meat. you may recover 1d6 meat by slaying a foe and appropriating their meat.
your meat score is how many feet tall you are. you cannot have more than 12 meat.
- big knife
- map of a cow like the ones you find in cheeky barbeque restaurants
- food processor
+4 spit roasting
+3 sausage making
+1 shape shifting